“Why do spirits need electricity?”
Bash sat in my lap as we watched Spirited Away earlier this week.
The story’s so like a fairy tale, yet all its own. A girl’s parents are lured into what appears to be a forgotten town to eat mysterious food, and turn into pigs as a result. Chihiro finds work in the bathhouse at the edge of town, a place run by a witch and filled with spirits, in order to remain near her parents and save them from the butcher’s block. Chihiro must learn true selflessness and love in order to save not just her parents but some of the spirits enslaved by the witch.
I love the organic growth of this story, the uniqueness of its characters, and the boundless possibility blossoming on the fringes of the worldbuilding. This was my favorite film to watch during night feedings with Baby Blondie. This time, I sat with another child on my lap to watch Chihiro’s adventure.
But unlike Baby Blondie, Bash did not merely snuggle and nap. Instead, he asked questions. Lots, and lots, of questions.
“Why do they have fans? Where does the train go? Why are some people people-shaped and some like ducks and some all blobby? Why do spirits need to eat?”
I, erm, tuned him out after a while. But I couldn’t blame Bash for having questions. We often associate magic with shapeshifting dragons, but not trains. We expect ghosts to haunt a place, but not run restaurants or ride trains. And why would spirits be sending mail to one another?
Fantasy stories take many, many shapes, be they within our present, past, or another time altogether. It’s just one more reason to be excited for Wyrd and Wonder, a month to celebrate all things fantastic no matter where they take place…
…and, well, to share my own historical fantasy, which just so happens to be FREE right now, and its mysterious train, The Weeper.
The old barrel boarder coughs himself up again. Someone ought to rip his heart out just to end that poor human’s misery. “Weepers ain’t no tale, b’hoys. I done beat the road on one. Wipe yer chins, I ain’t fibbin’!”
The remaining foremen, strumpets, and golden boys aren’t quieting down at all, so the old barrel boarder looks to Sumac. “Caught it up by Black River Falls durin’ a thunderstorm so loud you’da thought Paul Bunyan’d lost his Babe, just stompin’ and a’thunderin’, blowin’ trees down to find his partner. But,” and here the old man leans over the back of his bench, all mysterious like, soot mapping the creases of his face, “once the train done left the storm, I still heard the cryin’. The cryin’ come from inside the cars. T’ain’t natural, t’ain’t natural at all. A guard atop the car spotted me hidin’ by a couplin’ and took aim with his rifle, but I done jump before he could shoot.” He shudders. “Tarnation, ain’t never touchin’ no Weeper again.” And he spits into the fire for good measure. “Weeper creeper. Creep nuthin’. That’s the devil’s train, it is, wailin’ its way through a town like it’s late to Hell.”
There’s no mention of trains in Tough Guide to Fantasyland, which is understandable. Jones is parodying all the old-school, medieval-style epic fantasies, which never seem to advance technologically beyond 1700. (Feel free to correct me if I’m wrong on that.) Her entry on transportation highlights the classic mainstays like carts and boats.
TRANSPORT. Because of MAGIC and bad ROADS, Transport is very primitive. Here, though, are some general notes:
- By land, if you do not ride a HORSE, you must go by cart or wagon. Both of these have wooden wheels and no springs. Carriages are known, but very rare, even in TOWNS. They have slightly more springing but are distressingly likely either to break down or to be waylaid by BANDITS. Tourists who ride in a carriage complain how chilly they are despite sheepskin coverings inside. Ladies and Evil WIZARDS prefer to travel instead by litter. This is a kind of curtained bed that can be slung between Horses, but most often is carried by a team of strong servitors or SLAVES. Litters are most frequently encountered in CITIES.
- By WATER, whether sea or RIVER, you must go by small wooden BOAT, FERRY, RIVERBOAT, or SHIP. Whichever of these craft you find yourself on, be assured that one of the following will occur:
- It will sink, possibly because of attack by a SEA MONSTER; Sea Monsters are attracted by Tourists as mice are by cheese, although it is a lot easier to understand how the mice know the cheese is there than how the Sea Monsters know the Tourists are there. Perhaps Tourists possess an identifying SMELL to which Sea Monsters are unusually sensitive. Even if there is no Sea Monster in the region, the Ship is likely destined for the bottom: why captains take Tourists on board at all is a mystery, in this context, unless they are confident of cleaning up on the insurance.
- You will be attacked by PIRATES, who will hack to death or hang all the crewmen who have no NAME and possibly the grizzled but kindly Captain as well, so that you can pause for a restorative tear or two before trying to reconcile yourself to the fact that you are now a SLAVE, bound to be either a GLADIATOR or a GALLEY Slave.
- You will be betrayed to the forces of the DARK LORD as soon as you have been either delivered to your destination or thrown off the vessel in disgust by the crew.
- The Ship proves to be able to fly through the air rather than merely chug through the water. This will of course obviate your inborn tendency, as a Tourist, to seasickness; instead you will discover airsickness.
But let us save talk of roads and rivers and impassable mountains for another day.
Read on, share on, and write on, my friends!
I’ll try not to get turned into a pig.
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Okay, so why do spirits need electricity?
Great question, Bash!
Answering that could lead me down all sorts of crazy paths 🙂
And I’m probably too old to make good eating.
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HA! Well, it sounds like you’ve got some potential stories to uncover, Chris!
I’d like to hope I’m too full of gristle for eating 🙂
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I absolutely LOVE all of the Hayao Miyazaki / Studio Ghibli movies — why do I not own them all by now? Argh! Must rectify that. And yes, I can see how such a different and creative world could lead to tons of “but why?” questions.
Hadn’t heard of The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, although I’ve seen something similar (can’t remember it right now…). Playing with tropes like that can be fun. Although the clear message is to avoid traveling by boat — or at all, for that matter, especially not on a QUEST. Way, way too dangerous. LOL!
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Hee hee! I know, right? There’s one negative review on amazon of the book, one who clearly didn’t appreciate the humor, another more balanced review made a great point that whether the humor lands or not, the book makes for an excellent grounder for fantasy writers, reminding them to actually think about the world and not just what’s convenient.
Well I’m one of those who LOVES Ghibli, and yet I’ve not seen MY NEIGHBOR TOTORO. I have no idea how this has not happened.
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Totoro was the first one I saw, and I was blown away! Yet somehow I didn’t realize at the time that there were MORE like that, so it took years for me to discover the rest of Studio Ghibli’s work. Such inventive visuals and world building, and interesting brave characters!
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Yes yes and yes! Everything’s so rich and lush in those films. A bittersweet reminder of what Disney COULD do if they went back to hand-drawn animation…sigh…
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It’s not just the medium I think; such a different aesthetic and emotional feeling, I’d say. Ooh, this is making me want to go back and watch those movies! But I had plans to watch them with my favorite (borrowed) small children, so I’ll have to wait until we’re all off quarantine and they can come over again. ❤
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It’ll be worth the wait!
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I’ve had trouble getting into book reading. I finished a novel last month, and was going to start reading another soon thereafter. It hasn’t happened yet.
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I know what you mean! I forced myself to read a few chapters today. Sometimes we have to kick ourselves out of our normal to get into something new.
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I love the way other people’s questions about fiction challenge things that we have accepted. How great that Bash has such an enquiring mind.
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I know! Listening to him tell stories just makes my heart smile. Now if I could only get him to write them down…
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I’m sure he’ll get there, one way or another. Between you and Blondie, he’s got good role models.
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xxxxx oh, you made me all squishy! Thank you, Cath! xxxxxx
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Bash knows his stuff. I love how some special kids see the world in a different way. We ended up watching this . Really enjoyed it. xxxx
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It’s a beautiful movie. I get lost on that train ride. xxxxxx
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Another magical article, Jean:)). Bash asks excellent questions – I love it when small children do that… And yes – it’s a wonderful film – Frankie was so excited when she showed this one to me and I was captivated. Ah… a splash of DWJ magic, too! I particularly love The Lord of Derkholm, which is the flip side of Tough Guide. And… I owe you a massive apology – we recently endured the final Star Wars movie and you’re right – it was absolutely dire! We both looked at each other halfway through and agreed that… we simply didn’t care. And we didn’t. Right till the very end, we didn’t care. What a horrible shame:)).
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YES! I was soooo tempted to dig into Dark Lord, but time only allows so much.
OH MY GOSH THAT STAR WARS. I just shake my head. Once life’s a touch more settled here I can hopefully return to my Star Wars series because that movie…oh, that movie…it doesn’t get ALL the blame, but it sure doesn’t do itself any redeeming favors.
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Oh yes – I wasn’t for one moment thinking that you should go there:). Just showing off that I knew where you were coming from, basically:))). And it doesn’t hurt that Dark Lord is probably my favourite book of hers that doesn’t involve Chrestomanci…
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It is a fun one, isn’t it? And Year of the Griffin’s such a great poke at schools while being hilarious.
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Oh yes! Another real gem… She never really had the recognition she deserved, sadly.
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I know. But I’m thankful I found her. 🙂
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